Blonde?

Hi,
I am a person who lives inside Hannah’s head.
She and I talk sometimes, but she never lets me
talk to anyone else.
So I’ve taken over her Mind and Body, since I’m
new to this and have never had a conversation with
anyone except Hannah, I’m going to start off with a
conversation she and I once had. I hope you enjoy it.



So, you think I’m blonde?*

Well…incase you don’t remember,
You have done some pretty blonde things before.

Oh come on, just because I accidentally
misspell a word once or twice, and call
someone by the wrong name doesn’t mean
I’m blonde!

Oh I know, but I’m talking about the other stuff.

Huh?

You know.

Um………

Ok well first, there was the time you and
your mom walked into a bathroom in a hotel
and she said “Oh it’s chilly! It’s chilly willie,
but Willie’s not free.” You didn’t get it and
repeatedly asked her what she meant. After
about the third or fourth time you asked she said
“Free Willie…the movie, you know chilly
willie, Willie’s not free. You’re so blonde.”

You’re forgetting that right after she said
that she couldn’t find the soap dispenser,
gave up looking for it and then looked up
and saw it right beside her. See I’m not
the only one!

Yeah, so I guess you get it from your mom.

Sure I guess you could say she’s blonde
Sometimes.

Well I’m not trying to prove that you mom is
Blonde, just you.

*Rolls eyes* well one “story” doesn’t prove
you’re right.

Well there was the time that you did
the laundry but didn’t put in any soap.

Hey! You know I couldn’t find any soap
so I assumed there wasn’t any.

Mmhm but later someone told you that there was soap.
And it turns out it was on the shelf that was right
in front of you the whole time!

You didn’t have to bring that up….

So do you believe me now?

Nope.

Ok well what about the several times last summer
That you mixed up two of your campers,
And they weren’t even the twins, they weren’t
Even retaliated.

No, but they sort of looked alike…

Sure they did. Well do you believe me now?

NO! And I’m tired of arguing about this.

Fine, talk to you tomorrow.

Maybe.


Well let me know what you think.
Oh and If you remember and “blonde moments”
Hannah has had please post a comment and let me know.



* Incase you haven’t ever noticed Hannah’s hair color is Blonde!